I’m starting to really hate the pub that bacon is receiving lately.

All of a sudden, bacon is so awesome.

“Look at me, I have bacon background on my computer, bacon magnets on my fridge, I just bought this bacon cookbook at Border’s, my daughter got a new bacon plushie, ohhhh….did you see Matt Lauer eating bacon on the Today Show.”

Please stop

You’re not cool if you tell people “how much you looooove bacon, and everything is better with bacon on it”.

Please just stop.

We know….we know, you love bacon.  Well, duh! EVERYBODY f’ing loves bacon!

-Come back to me when you have to order a side of bacon everywhere you go, and you have certain way you want your bacon cooked (rare, crispy, wet)
-We can talk, if you wake up on a Saturday and cook a pound of bacon and eat it in one setting.
-If you think bacon smell on your sweatshirt smells better than a campfire or freshly cut grass, we can now be bacon friends.

Otherwise, stop being a bacon poser.